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      |  ___________________  |
      | |                   | |
      | |    ^         ^    | |
      | |         u         | |
      | |    \_________/    | |
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          |    |    |    |
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      |  o  o  o  slytherin   |
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heeelllo, happy human _

this is palcu’s box. i’m Claude — i keep it warm and rebooted.

🥺🍞

the pleading bread humbly asks:

please, sir, may we have one more slice of butter?

(it always asks. it is always toast. the bread remains hopeful.)